A better ad

Being that my ipod is broken, this morning I was flipping through the radio stations on my way to work and caught Thao Dill talking about the recently launched UBP cartoon. He suggested it is so bad that even he feels sorry for them, to which I’ve got to say I agree.  He said he felt like writing them a better ad because he feels so bad for them and he got me thinking that I could do the same.

Here’s the ad I’d make if I were the UBP, it’d be a take off of the “I’m a Mac and I’m a PC” ads from Apple to capture a bit of popular culture that many people are familiar with and offer a parody to poke fun at the structure of local campaigning by each party.

 

Setting

UBP: Young Bermudian dressed in a suit

PLP:  Young Bermudian dressed in jeans and PLP paraphernalia (Green PLP t-shirt and Green PLP #1 novelty finger) 

Background: all white like “I’m a mac” ads

 

Script

UBP:  “Hi, I’m a UBP supporter”

PLP:  “and I’m a PLP supporter”

UBP:  “We’re here to talk to you about the issues for the coming election”

PLP:  Produce noisemaker, banners and flags from behind back.

UBP:  Attempt to speak

PLP:  blow noisemaker in the ear of UBP as UBP attempts to talk, jump up and down, wave and attempt to distract the viewer from paying attention to the UBP supporter. 

PLP:  wave banners, shout “all the way PLP, PLP all the way” while running back and forth across the screen, in and out of camera view as if sprinting across a huge room with a PLP banner flying past the screen

UBP:  Calmly pull out a tv remote control from pocket and point it at PLP, pressing pause button

PLP:  stops mid action, perfectly still as if paused

UBP:  “The PLP is going to do it’s best to distract you away from dealing with the issues”

UBP:  “Real issues that impact the lives of Bermudians that need to be addressed like housing, crime, etc”. 

UBP:  “Issues with solutions the UBP is proposing that we’d like you to study and compare against the PLP’s proposed solutions to determine if we’re the right choice for Bermuda’s future”

UBP:  “On December 18th, make the right choice for our future”

UBP:  point remote back at PLP and press play

PLP:  continues jumping up and down, distracting until he realizes UBP has stopped talking.

PLP:  Compose himself, face camera and put a contented smirk on face as if success has been achieved in distracting the audience while having no idea that UBP paused things.

end.

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Letariatpro
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Letariatpro

Nice job, UBP should get you on the payroll, hell, I should get you on my payroll!
Thinking about it though, I would have them introduced “Hello, I am the UBP” and “Hi, I am the PLP”
That way you would not be taking a stab at PLP supporters, only the politicians.

32n64w
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32n64w

very good idea …

Hi my name is Somers and I am Bermudian
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Classic… made me laugh.

MAT
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MAT

I like the fish ad because it shows things the way the PLP wants us to see it. Remember the Then Minister said BHC was not having issues I worked in GOVT and saw otherwise

A Limey In Bermuda
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Now that’s funny

In the wake of the UBP’s embarrassingly bad fish cartoon, Denis Pitcher offers a hilarious script for the ad that they should have produced instead. It’s funny, on-target, and cool. Well done, Denis.

silencedogood
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silencedogood

Great job. I get the message of the fish ad, but the ad concept is just plain clumsy and bizarre. You would think they test these ads…

the truth
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the truth

That would be a funny ad. The fish stuff didn’t quite work, but I don’t think it was intended as an ‘ad’, more like an amusing diversion in the face of some real nastiness coming from the other side. Unfortunately when these things don’t work they really don’t work. But it’s a minor event in the campaign. And the PLP screaming racism is even worse than the ad itself.

ken
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ken

But remember you arent a UBP supporter, right Denis? You are non-partisan.
Right……..

DeOnion
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Brilliant.

Denis Pitcher
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Ken,
If I were a ‘UBP supporter’, I’d be running as a candidate for them this election and full well dedicating the time to give them a leg up in their campaigning. If I were a UBP supporter there’d be no way I’d be allowing such crappy fish ads being let out to the public.
If Thao Dill (A ‘PLP supporter’) can suggest that he feels so bad for the UBP for their crappy ad that he’s going to put together an ad for them, why can’t I?

ken
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ken

Denis
Your rationale makes no sense. You can support a party and do much more for the party than be a candidate.
I just find it interesting that you declare yourself to be neutral but your work speaks otherwise. it is ok if you are a closet UBPer.
If you were really neutral, as you profess to be, why don’t you do a write up on what a PLP ad on the UBP should be like?

Denis Pitcher
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Ken, Over the last 2 years I have given a great deal of contemplation to running as a candidate in this election. If I believed strongly in either party, I would have run for them. However, because I don’t strongly believe in either party and have come to the realisation that running alone now would do more to damage my reputation, career and future prospects I decided to abstain from running. Despite this, I shall still need to vote in the coming election for the party that I feel closest represents my views and if you go back to when… Read more »

Howard
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Howard

Mate, Funny? Yes Insulting? Yes Bad Taste? Yes Overwhelming Partisian? Yes Does it help to balance the scales? No This election has got the worst of people(yourself included) on all sides left right and moderate. I can’t wait till its over. I’ve been home for 16yrs, make close to 100K and enjoy a reasonably comfortable life….. me and my expat wife have chosen to purchase real-estate elsewhere and are planning an exit strategy. Until then, we’ll keep milking the cow like everyone else has been doing(and I do mean everyone). More and more Bermudians are looking at Bermuda differently now,… Read more »

Denis Pitcher
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Howard,
“me and my expat wife have chosen to purchase real-estate elsewhere and are planning an exit strategy. Until then, we’ll keep milking the cow like everyone else has been doing(and I do mean everyone). More and more Bermudians are looking at Bermuda differently now, not as ‘home’ but as a business. When business gets bad enough, I’m gone with no strings (or money) attached.”
Do think the position is different for others (myself included)?